Auditions for Homesmut Voices, a blog devoted to oneshot sex scenarios. Oh boy, right?

Now you might be thinking, “What? How does this work?” We’re going to be a request blog, meaning anons ask for a certain pairing under certain circumstances, someone writes up the dialogue, and we act it out, then post it on our blog.

Not for the modest. We’re going to need some sexy sounds.

Casting for WRITERS!

Do you like Homestuck? How about writing nsfw fan fiction/roleplay about it? PM me if you’re interested and I’ll give you a topic and a pairing. Write back with your scene! This project is about spontaneous writing! It should be fairly short and mostly dialogue, with the exception of actions to describe what the characters are doing (try your best to incorporate that into the lines as inconspicuously as possible).

Casting for:

Karkat Vantas

Kankri Vantas

Nepeta Leijon

Meulin Leijon

Kanaya Maryam

Porrim Maryam

Sollux Captor

Mituna Captor

Eridan Ampora

Cronus Ampora

Aradia Megido

Aranea Serket

Equius Zahak

Feferi Peixes

Gamzee Makara

Kurloz Makara (which would amount to maybe a few sounds?)

(Eventually) ?????? Megido

(Eventually) ?????? Zahak

(Eventually) ?????? Nitram

You are able to audition for multiple characters. Just tag your audition with “homesmut voices”! Or feel free to email it to me at geeksotospeak@gmail.com.

There is no deadline as of yet. Depending on how many auditions we get within the first week or so, we’ll decide on a deadline.

Don’t be afraid to send an ask if you’re curious about something that isn’t clear. I’ll do my best to clarify!

Break a leg!